Bryson Stories: Chapter 1

Bryson is so FUNNY! I have to write down the stuff he's been doing lately before I forget because god knows my memory is SHOT!
First off, we all know my child is obsessed with golf, and has discovered how fun it is to watch, he used to ask for it on tv, the other day he told me to move when i was walking in front of him when it was on and he will yell 'in the hole' when they are putting and Jeff taught him to yell 'TIGER WOODS" and he gets so excited, he now insists on havinga 'tee' when he goes outside to hit balls.. 'rreeeel balls mommy, those are daddy's." So last night after bath he was watching the golfers at the whole behind the house and a guy it it in the sand trap..and he kept saying NO GOLFER no hit in the green crap.. he was confused meaning hit it on the green and not the sand trap but it came out green crap, has a hard time with his 't' sometimes! it was so funny! he would get upset when they were done and want them to come back, Jeff would say keep watching, another one will come! That isn't even all the golf stories, but just a few.. he is just something else and he has quite the swing, im praying he doesn't hit the baby one of these days, but yesterday the baby got ahold of a club and was sooo excited and wanted to eat it, daddy is brainwashing these boys.. but I will admit, its cute right now. :)

Later the birds were out, they are all over by our house and hitting our windows etc.. so he and jeff were watching these ones that flew up and were sitting on the gutter above the window. jeff said, "oh no, they are high, hope they don't poop on us!" Bryson quickly says," No daddy, bird wear diaper, no poop! " I thought that was too funny!

Bryson also likes to watch Dora, ya, i know, a boy watching Dora sounds wierd, but, he likes the music and repetion, it's funny how she asks questions he is now yelling back at the tv.. the other night it was a 3 wishes show and the last wish she asked " What do YOU wish for" and bryson yells back to her ICECEAM!! I said what do you wish for? he said.. ICECEAM mommy!! and went to the freeezer for some, lovely he can now open the freezer and helps himself, we get the little plastic cup ones that are smaller and he usually wants one Banilla and one choclate(yes they are mis-spelled, that is how he says them, so cute)

The last couple nights he hasn't wanted what i made for dinner and started to get upset and said mommy, i wanted gilled ceese(grilled cheese)!! umm..okay bryson, lets go make one.. we hardly ever have that so its funny he just said it out of the blue. so if you let him butter it and all that, and make a big deal he made it, he's a happy camper.

Putting him to bed is soo cute, u tuck him in and he says i uuuve u mommy, i uve u mommy amy.. or (daddy, daddy jeff) and he is so sweet and i say sleep tight, see you in the morning, "okay, see you in the orning, i uuuve you." I always say, 'your my favorite bryson in the WHOLE world, he smiles and says, mommy in the world, daddy, nini, tole, gama, everyone he loves...in the world" Jeff and I both can't get over how cute it is..

For now those are the few funny stories I remember, Im sure I will have many more updates on this!!